Eureka Fucking California
53 fucking degrees Fahrenheit and there’s some lame-ass, fucking mist shit
the fucking forecast
Sat
high: 60° low: 53°
Partly sunny, with a high near 60. North northwest wind around 8 mph.
Sun
high: 58° low: 53°
Patchy fog before 11am. Otherwise, mostly sunny, with a high near 58. North northwest wind between 10 and 17 mph, with gusts as high as 22 mph.
Mon
high: 58° low: 53°
Mostly sunny, with a high near 58. North wind between 9 and 15 mph, with gusts as high as 18 mph.
Tue
high: 59° low: 53°
A 20 percent chance of showers after 11am. Mostly cloudy, with a high near 59.
Wed
high: 58° low: 51°
A slight chance of showers. Mostly cloudy, with a high near 58.