Las Fucking Vegas, Nevada
96 fucking degrees Fahrenheit and it’s partly fucking cloudy
the fucking forecast
Thu
high: 104° low: 83°
Mostly sunny, with a high near 104. East southeast wind between 3 and 5 mph.
Fri
high: 106° low: 86°
A 20 percent chance of showers and thunderstorms after 11am. Mostly sunny and hot, with a high near 106. South wind between 3 and 7 mph.
Sat
high: 105° low: 86°
A 20 percent chance of showers and thunderstorms after 11am. Mostly sunny and hot, with a high near 105. Calm wind becoming south southeast between 5 and 8 mph.
Sun
high: 101° low: 85°
Mostly sunny, with a high near 101.
Mon
high: 103° low: 85°
A slight chance of showers and thunderstorms. Partly cloudy, with a high near 103.
