Los Fucking Fresnos, Texas
79 fucking degrees Fahrenheit and there’s a few fucking clouds
Dewpoint: 70° F
Relative humidity: 74 percent
Wind: 10 mph from the SW
the fucking forecast
Wed
high: 80° low: 69°
Partly sunny, with a high near 80. South wind around 16 mph, with gusts as high as 22 mph.
Thu
high: 81° low: 67°
Patchy fog before 9am. Otherwise, partly sunny, with a high near 81. Breezy, with a south wind 11 to 14 mph increasing to between 20 and 23 mph. Winds could gust as high as 32 mph.
Fri
high: 67° low: 50°
A 40 percent chance of showers and thunderstorms. Mostly cloudy, with a high near 67. Breezy, with a south wind 7 to 10 mph becoming north northeast between 22 and 25 mph. Winds could gust as high as 31 mph.
Sat
high: 62° low: 55°
Showers likely and possibly a thunderstorm before noon, then a chance of showers. Partly sunny, with a high near 62. Chance of precipitation is 60%.
Sun
high: 75° low: 62°
A 20 percent chance of showers. Mostly sunny, with a high near 75.
