Miami Fucking Florida
73 fucking degrees Fahrenheit and there’s some lame-ass, light fucking rain
Dewpoint: 69.1° F
Relative humidity: 87 percent
Wind: 7 mph from the SE
the fucking forecast
Mon
high: 77° low: 71°
Showers likely and possibly a thunderstorm. Mostly cloudy, with a high near 77. East wind between 8 and 10 mph. Chance of precipitation is 70%.
Tue
high: 80° low: 70°
A 40 percent chance of showers, mainly after 1pm. Partly sunny, with a high near 80. East wind between 5 and 7 mph.
Wed
high: 79° low: 69°
A 20 percent chance of showers. Partly sunny, with a high near 79. East wind between 7 and 11 mph.
Thu
high: 77° low: 69°
A 40 percent chance of showers. Mostly cloudy, with a high near 77. East wind around 11 mph.
Fri
high: 79° low: 67°
A 30 percent chance of showers. Mostly cloudy, with a high near 79. Southeast wind at 10 mph becoming west.